Quote Originally Posted by fidlfreek View Post
(There are tons that don't sell for even their initial $1 bid because who wants a used chamois?)
LMAO!

Yup, I think I'll try the Fray Check + patch route. I used to cross stitch, so I'm familiar with the stuff (and I'm pretty sure I still have a bottle tucked away in my cross stitching box).

I have to wonder, though, why she couldn't chew a hole somewhere less embarrassing. Why go straight for the butt-cheek area?!