WTF?

Did anyone else make it as far as the massage scene? All I could think is, "is that massage oil or FRY GREASE?"

And, why is the person with the frostbitten knuckles writing in English when the voice-over is in French?

The really scary thing is, the way advertising works on the subconscious these days, even though the commercial nauseates me on a conscious level, I'll probably wake up tomorrow with an irresistible craving for a Whopper.