You're not kidding!
Where to start?

"... rode it twice and then haven't road it since. Lost intrest in cycling,after two rides he loses interest or should I say "intrest"

nothing wrong with the bike. It has a flat tire, but it just needs to be pumped,How would he know this,being too lazy to take it off the ceiling for a proper photo?

i don't have a bike pump There's a surprise other wise it'd be ready to ride right after purchase.

Um what's up with the "Um"? As if he gave this some Deep Thought

email for bike measurements and or other questions... "

I'm tempted to email him and ask some questions...