Stuff you've learnt the hard way

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

If you want to criticize someone on a conference call and you don't want that person to hear you, make sure the mute button is on!

I can't even imagine taking that chance in the first place!

[Kimmyt]

that apparently after a week of skiing your skin can get dry enough that while chopping hot peppers the capsacin fumes can cause your entire face to turn bright red and burn like a %$*&^@^%$(!^&@#!

[Trek420]

When taking a call over a TTY or TDD machine presumably with someone who is deaf mute your phone and do not assume they can not hear you because if you type:

"oh, I am so sorry that happened to you, I'll fix that right away ..."

and say

"You so and so, you call me every month about this I bet you ____"

you can find out that they do hear juuuuuust enough

[Flybye]

There are strings attached when a husband offers his wife a massage. Be forewarned

[solobiker]

There are strings attached when a husband offers his wife a massage. Be forewarned

I agree..