Stuff you've learnt the hard way

[GLC1968]

Never put in writing anything that you want to keep 100% private.

Think before speaking.

When you've lost your balance while running, do not stop your forward momentum with your face.

[redrhodie]

Check to make sure the cat is really not breathing before you declare her dead.

[PamNY]

Even when rushing to bike on the waterfront during a beautiful sunset, check your just-laundered parka to make sure a pair of black panties isn't stuck to the Velcro fasteners.

Pam

[solobiker]

when it is time to get off a chair lift make sure that any togols or buckles are free and clear... didn't happen to me but happened to DH

[lauraelmore1033]

--Just because a neighbor's cat or dog is normally sweet and affectionate does not mean they will not bite you if you try to intervene when he/she is getting aggressive with your cat or dog (I've been bitten TWICE this way)

--get to the doctor's office right away when the neighbor's cat or dog bites you. It is a reeeeaaaly big deal!

[Flybye]

Don't tell someone that their baby girl is beautiful............unless you are 100% certain that it is indeed a girl.

Don't take your shirt off at night in a room with the light on without checking first to see if the blind is pulled.