Roflmao
So I saw the title of this thread and my first thought was:
I call a hill a dirty rotten piece of **** (insert whatever cuss word works for you) that God put here just to Mess with my Quads!!
THAT"S what I call a hill!!!!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"