there she goes bragging again about her horse.
I used to go to my friend's house (5 years ago) just so i could rub my hands all over her kid's pony so i could smell like horses too.

Now with bikes, it's a little different, we get these chain ring tattoos. but it's the same thing. "you're going to X with those grease stains on your (leg, sock, slacks, face ???"