Dear neighbour with the puppy,

yes, I know your itsy bitsy teeny weeny ball-of-fur Pomeranian puppy is cute. But letting him stand and yap at me without correction as I stand in my own driveway is NOT. Would you let him do that if it was a honking huge Rottweiler?? I like dogs, but I cannot stand yappy little dogs that are allowed to misbehave just because they look like tiny snowballs instead of being intimidating. So be the pack leader you're supposed to be, and teach your dog how to behave while you still can. Or I swear I will do it for you.