I definitely could do more pushups than he, and I expect I weigh more, too. It wouldn't take much to kick the s*&^ out of him, if he didn't "obey mama." LOL

Poor soul. In another ten years, he's going to see those photos and cringe! He's got kind of a "REO Speedwagon" vibe going.

Get him some brie & crackers to go w/that wine.