Dear So and So

[Blueberry]

Dear Mimi - I suspect it's a Friend with Benefits, but I could be off.

CA

[Veronica]

Dear DeeDolce
what's a FWB?
Flat walled Butthead?
Free Willing Bachelor
Fuzzy White Boar?

I give up.

thanks,
acronymly challenged
Mimi

Google knows all. I did a search on FWB . It came up with Friend with Benefits.

According to the Urban Dictionary: FWB

1. casual relationship implying no committment, but involving companionship (the friends bit) and some sort of physical element like making out, sex, baseball (the benefits). although rumored to be a myth, absolutely possible.

2. When two people aren't officially going out but have sex anyway.

3. friends w/benefits- when two can make a mess (sexually, mentally, and otherwise) and not have to clean it up

[SadieKate]

FMB??????

Effin' magic button.

[Velobambina]

Effin' magic button.

Effin' More Bikes!!!

[Biciclista]

Effin' More Bikes!!!

hm, I have a guy like that!

[deedolce]

Dear DeeDolce
what's a FWB?
Flat walled Butthead?
Free Willing Bachelor
Fuzzy White Boar?

I give up.

thanks,
acronymly challenged
Mimi

LOL!!! I like that first one....my vote goes there.

[Zen]

FMB??????

FWB I got but this

Find Me Banana?
For More Booty?
Five Man Boat?

[Velobambina]

FWB I got but this

Find Me Banana?
For More Booty?
Five Man Boat?

Find More Booty!!

[OakLeaf]

I hope someone clears that up for us before too long!

Here's what I found on an acronym search:

Flavored Malt Beverage
Feed My Brain (nutritional supplement)
Fumble
Fantasy Marching Band

I think my computer has had all of those at one time or another... usually the latter two happen after too many of the first one...

[bmccasland]

Dear Guy in cube next to me,
Would you please quit cussing at your computer. I'm tired of the outbursts. Yell at the guys in IT if you have to yell at someone. Try shutting down your game program, and private email - both of which you seem to have open all the time. Maybe then your work project will go smoother.

Thank you.

[Aggie_Ama]

Dear Guy in cube next to me,
Would you please quit cussing at your computer. I'm tired of the outbursts. Yell at the guys in IT if you have to yell at someone. Try shutting down your game program, and private email - both of which you seem to have open all the time. Maybe then your work project will go smoother.

Thank you.

Send your cube neighbor to sit by my cussing, off key singing, random outburst one. It would be good times for all.

[Aggie_Ama]

Dear People who come in late,

When you run to your desk it is more noticeable than if you quietly walked in. We have thin floors, the running shakes them. But keep amusing me I am in one heck of a bad mood today!

[lph]

Dear Autumn Weather,

I know, I know, it's late October, this is Norway, it's time for you to start throwing your weight around and raining and sending big strong gusts of wind to try and knock me off my bike.

But please, oh please - we were having such a great time... - could we just have a few more of those sun-sodden days full of golden light and crunchy yellow leaves everywhere before winter sets in? Pleasepleaseplease, pretty please with sugar on?

signed
- not ready for winter

[SadieKate]

I hope someone clears that up for us before too long!

I did. See post #1548.

[Irulan]

Dear Customer,
My policy is "clothing must be freshly laundered, not washed and worn a few times, this is Washington state health code".

If there are crispy granola bars and money in your pockets, I KNOW you didn't wash it. I buy the same brand of granola bars and trust me, they wouldn't look like that if they went through the wash.

Dried snot on the sleeves, ketchup, BO, collar grime, mud... please don't tell me you washed it because I know you didn't.

And yes, if you hassle me about why I sent your stuff back, unrepaired, and you don't seem to get it, I WILL say the following "How would you like to handle a stranger's dirty laundry?" Don't tell me I"m tactless, you are the one that sent me your icky ski coat.

gg

yes, people ARE this clueless and gross.