Quote Originally Posted by Irulan View Post
sounds like you need some of these:

My neighbor has a sign shaped like a tombstone that says, "Here lies the dog that pooped in my yard." :O

There's a guy who walks his golden retriever down my street and lets it poo in other people's yards. It never comes close to mine because my dogs are always at the fence barking at it. One time my dogs got out (someone ran over my back fence and I didn't know it), and were outside the fence when he walked by. I wanted to feel bad that they were barking at him and making him feel scared, but I didn't at all! (My dogs never went near him.)

One Sunday morning my dogs started barking and I was sitting by the bedroom window with my husband. I saw the neighbor with the dog and I said really loud out the window, "OH, IT'S JUST THE GUY WHO LET'S HIS DOG POOP IN OTHER PEOPLE'S YARDS!" He couldn't see me, but I know he heard me, and I hope he got the message.

Karen