Mold growing in the toliet helps to keep the riff raff away.

Mom's theory: people who really love you regardless come to visit anyway. That was my mother's wise old advice to me the years I spent killing myself cleaning to no avail with no other life.

It's really sorta crazy... how clean does the toliet need to be to receive human waste anyway?

Oh drats... I was informed right before I found this thread I need to clean for some visitors that are coming... hmm, what would my moma say about that...