Dear Fraggle,

First of all, we call you that because you look like that red headed puppet from Fraggle Rock. Secondly, you need to leave me alone. I am sick and tired of your rude, crude and socially unacceptable behavior. I understand that you think that you are the answer to every male fantasy but I assure you that even if that were true here on Earth, you're "allure" does not work on me. And while we're on that subject, you need to stop telling people that I should be a guy so that I will fall in love with you and marry you. Refer to the previous statement and add that I'm not having a sex change operation. I'm a girl and I like it that way. And I'm permanently partnered to someone who hates you because of how you talk to me.
You have insulted me, harrassed me, embarrassed me, and even dislocated my thumb you red headed harpy from hell and while I don't understand why you still have a job I'm telling you to knock it off!!!
And since I'm on a roll I mention something else...I am a clinical assistant. You, regrettably, are an RN and therefore outrank me but that does not give you the right to ignore your patients. I routinely have 25 other patients and 4 other RN's that I have to answer to so you need to get off your *** and care for your patients. If I can't take them to the bathroom when they call because I'm busy then you have to do it. If they need cleaned up, it is your job to do that just as much as it's mine if I can't get there. I understand that you can do my job but I can't do yours, but that's not my problem. If you can find another RN out there to lick your a## and follow you around doing the "aide" work as well as help you do your "RN" work then have it. But until you find some nurse willing enough to sacrifice her self respect and dignity to be your lap dog I suggest you get with the program and take care of your patients.
One more thing, the next time you come up to me and tell me that any child that my partner and I have will not "really" be mine and therefore "invalidating" me as a parent and saying that my 10 year relationship is not considered valid because we're not a legally recognized couple I'm going to return the dislocated joint thing but i'm not stopping at your thumb.
Gray
(I'm sorry TE for the angry nature of this post, but I do feel better for having "gotten it out")