Quote Originally Posted by malkin View Post
1. I love being invisible; it means no one will notice the errant hair on my chin, legs, or anywhere else.

2. Terribly sorry about your lunch; perhaps this is why cyclists are generally so thin generally.

3. If you had gotten the pie, the entire universe would have changed in ways we couldn't possibly anticipate now, because it would already be in the past, in the phraseology of the young, "DUH!"

There isn't any 4, because 'three is the magic number,' but it's lovely to see your post and cheers!
1A. I find that I am invisibly visible...in other words (at least when my mouth is shut) I don't raise anyone's hackles. Apparently since I look like someone's non-threatening maiden Aunt...(I'd say maiden Grandmother because I'm now older than most Aunts, but that would be genetically impossible)....I could do things like deliver Morphine to hospice patients in VERY bad neighborhoods and not worry that I'd be robbed.

2A. Runners are thin too but there is something different about the thinness of bikers. I do not portray either version of thinness.

3A. Your pie comment has freaked me out.

4A. To some 40 is the magic number, particularly among Millenialists. Pack your bags, and meet me on the top of Mt. Everest for the end of the world. I'll bring the Pecan Pie.