Dear So and So

[10yearstogether]

Dear Fellow Path Users,

Also, a special message to roller bladers: It's not a great idea to have your Ipod cranked up to concert volume. Better to do that on the couch at home. Because you tend to use a lot of path and if you veer left when I've already said "passing on the left" I may not be able to avoid driving up your back.

Yours in courtesy and safety,

Shewhobikes

I'm crying from laughing so hard!

[milkbone]

Dear loser of an ex-bf,

Unbelievable! Just happen to run into someone and we get to talking and wow...the night and day stories about the same situations, and even about me. Hmmm...can you see me as the type of person that needs to be "dragged out, to be active." Ummmm...HELLO...what planet are you from? Hi, I'm Kerry, I'm on Earth..from which galaxy did you come from??.. And oh, by the way I apparently "struggled" through medic school...um, stressed - yes.."struggled" certainly not.

And text messages that you send to me that I never respond to does not constitute "talking" to me. I have followed my mothers advice, I have nothing nice to say, so I say nothing at all.

Holy toledo...you know, I'm over it and moved on, been on a few dates, etc...Please, do the same...and quit pretending we are still together in some warped way. i.e. when someone asks about me, and you haven't actually "spoken" to me in 2 months, don't tell them you talked to me last week. When all you did was send an unanswered text. Tell them, "Oh, gee, I don't know..we broke up." Ya loser.

However, you will still be a low life no matter how you try to dress it up, and no I don't want to be your friend. I am upset however, that I lost 2 years of my life to a multiple personality liar whom blames others for his down falls, and even more upset that my boys became very attached and you hurt them in the process.

I am just appalled about how much can come to light after the fact, and how someone can lie...and seem to actually believe it themselves...very sad, you need some help.

So please, leave me and my phone alone...don't act like you still talk to me...and I hope the truth comes out in the wash for everyone else..that I'm not the first, nor second girl you have done this too...

I have certainly moved on with my life and very happy, please in your own little warped world of reality do the same.



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[lph]

Dear gas stations, train stations, airports, what-nots with public restrooms: would you please, please, PLEASE stop putting in those fancy schmancy automatic taps that start when you put your hands in front of a sensor? I sometimes, most times, am in a HURRY when I need to pee. I've given birth after all. I'm usually lugging stuff. I have to put it somewhere, in a hurry. I end up putting it in the sink more often than not because you've also done away with all shelves and counter space, and the floor is grimy.

And I am kinda sick of peeling my soaking wet wallet out of a pool of water

Thank you.

[crazycanuck]

Hey Lph,

Whenever i encounter one of those types of toilets, I just stick my stuff in my bra..

I am a fan of those sinks as it's wayyyy more hygenic!!!

[Biciclista]

Dear CC

from what LPH is describing you'd have to have a pretty big bra!!!

[Tuckervill]

We got to use the Dyson airblade hand dryer in a mall in Maryland. It was FABULOUS My hands were actually DRY.

I love touchless restrooms.

I feel ya about the havin' to pee bad thing, but I try not to carry anything in there anyway.

Karen

[crazycanuck]

Dear Paul Newman,

I just want to thank you for all of your cool films over the years. & your non film work. I'm sad to see you passed away today but understand you're probably out of pain now. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7639614.stm)

Thanks again

[Aggie_Ama]

Dear Sheesh,

Thanks for being a part of my life and bringing your insanity to my sometimes uptight world. Blushing, laughing, crying because I laughed so hard. You were a great friend to Mom and then to me, we will miss you loads. Shine on and be free of illness and pain.

Love ya!
Ama

[chicago]

dear you... making $90K who does nothing and who is in the cafeteria now eating breakfast. i hope you are enjoying getting away with this. i really don't know how you do... how you sit in your cube in front of me and read the paper all day and make $90K while others are our team are working our butts off. i hear the new boss has her eye on you... but you have been doing this for years, somehow i think you will continue to get away with it.

i guess that's why you are cocky... because you get away with so much.

i need to let it go... but it bothers me that i have a plate full of work and you continue to do nothing and make more than me. if you ever got fired, i will not shed one tear... because you are a person who does not deserve this job

[sundial]

Dear Congressional Leader,

Do what's right, not what's popular.

[SadieKate]

Dear sundial,

I hope you are not holding your breath.

[SadieKate]

Dear interim-GM,

Are you aware that the company employee handbook states no solicitation of interest in personal organizations that use your work time or another employee's work time?

Are you aware that the corporate e-mail policy states that it cannot be used to solicit support for charitable endeavors?

I know you are aware that our company has ways to provide corporate support of run/walk charitable events because you have been the management sponsor for these, but this time you are soliciting for your own family team.

Are you aware that you are setting yourself up for potential bias and retaliation issues?

JDRF is a fine cause. I've contributed to them in the past and will continue to do so, but your name will NEVER be attached, and I will, at the minimum, have a personal verbal conversation with my own director. I hope this will be the last time I have to mention this to management.

I did not solicit support from my fellow employees for the recent MS150 ride due to these policies. As I have no non-work contact with these people, they are not a source of donation for my causes. The same goes for my relationship with you.

Consider this my vent and my warning.

~ PO'd SK who considers management ethic a non-negotiable area

[JaneE]

I am a recent convert to CO2 usage on the road. I have observed that my CO2 inflated tires do not hold pressure as long as pumped tires. I thought it was just me, that I'd done something wrong, but I guess others have observed the same thing.

I resisted using a CO2 inflator and always carried a Road Morph pump with me (which is a very nice pump, imo). Unfortunately, the RM does not fit on my new Ruby and I was forced to carry a mini-pump. It works but it's a MUCH greater pain the in rear. So, I pulled the CO2 inflator out of moth balls and now carry it and a few cartridges on my bike as well as the mini pump for back-up. It's a compromise: neither one by themselves is an ideal solution.

Another thing: those little empty CO2 canisters are recycleable. Any empties I might have after a ride are put right into our recycle bin for weekly pick up and we've had no complaints so far.

[sundial]

Dear Neighbor,

When the trumpet sounds, I won't be here.

[Aggie_Ama]

Dear Shallow Person,

I really don't care what celeb is thin. Who we know or which celeb has gained weight. I really don't care to hear how little you supposedly eat or how much you claim to work out. The compliment on my weight loss was nice because you were the first person to notice but at the same time I don't care how you see me. I really like you but at the same time I am sad that your life is so caught up on image. I wish you could love yourself a little more it would be so much healthier.

Signed,
Tired of listening.