Dear So and So

[10yearstogether]

Dear Fellow Path Users,

Also, a special message to roller bladers: It's not a great idea to have your Ipod cranked up to concert volume. Better to do that on the couch at home. Because you tend to use a lot of path and if you veer left when I've already said "passing on the left" I may not be able to avoid driving up your back.

Yours in courtesy and safety,

Shewhobikes

I'm crying from laughing so hard!

[milkbone]

Dear loser of an ex-bf,

Unbelievable! Just happen to run into someone and we get to talking and wow...the night and day stories about the same situations, and even about me. Hmmm...can you see me as the type of person that needs to be "dragged out, to be active." Ummmm...HELLO...what planet are you from? Hi, I'm Kerry, I'm on Earth..from which galaxy did you come from??.. And oh, by the way I apparently "struggled" through medic school...um, stressed - yes.."struggled" certainly not.

And text messages that you send to me that I never respond to does not constitute "talking" to me. I have followed my mothers advice, I have nothing nice to say, so I say nothing at all.

Holy toledo...you know, I'm over it and moved on, been on a few dates, etc...Please, do the same...and quit pretending we are still together in some warped way. i.e. when someone asks about me, and you haven't actually "spoken" to me in 2 months, don't tell them you talked to me last week. When all you did was send an unanswered text. Tell them, "Oh, gee, I don't know..we broke up." Ya loser.

However, you will still be a low life no matter how you try to dress it up, and no I don't want to be your friend. I am upset however, that I lost 2 years of my life to a multiple personality liar whom blames others for his down falls, and even more upset that my boys became very attached and you hurt them in the process.

I am just appalled about how much can come to light after the fact, and how someone can lie...and seem to actually believe it themselves...very sad, you need some help.

So please, leave me and my phone alone...don't act like you still talk to me...and I hope the truth comes out in the wash for everyone else..that I'm not the first, nor second girl you have done this too...

I have certainly moved on with my life and very happy, please in your own little warped world of reality do the same.



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[lph]

Dear gas stations, train stations, airports, what-nots with public restrooms: would you please, please, PLEASE stop putting in those fancy schmancy automatic taps that start when you put your hands in front of a sensor? I sometimes, most times, am in a HURRY when I need to pee. I've given birth after all. I'm usually lugging stuff. I have to put it somewhere, in a hurry. I end up putting it in the sink more often than not because you've also done away with all shelves and counter space, and the floor is grimy.

And I am kinda sick of peeling my soaking wet wallet out of a pool of water

Thank you.

[crazycanuck]

Hey Lph,

Whenever i encounter one of those types of toilets, I just stick my stuff in my bra..

I am a fan of those sinks as it's wayyyy more hygenic!!!

[Biciclista]

Dear CC

from what LPH is describing you'd have to have a pretty big bra!!!

[Tuckervill]

We got to use the Dyson airblade hand dryer in a mall in Maryland. It was FABULOUS My hands were actually DRY.

I love touchless restrooms.

I feel ya about the havin' to pee bad thing, but I try not to carry anything in there anyway.

Karen

[crazycanuck]

Dear Paul Newman,

I just want to thank you for all of your cool films over the years. & your non film work. I'm sad to see you passed away today but understand you're probably out of pain now. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7639614.stm)

Thanks again

[dex]

Dear Self,

You need to stop signing up for things. Especially things you don't really like to do.

For instance, signing up on a whim to run a workshop/discussion with a group of your peers tomorrow...yeah, it's stuff like that which you need to stop. Because now it's midnight, you need to be up in six hours, and you still have no idea how you're going to structure your session. (But at least you've found your permanent markers and SuperSticky Post-Its.)

Now, stop procrastinating, print out the relevant docs and make some notes. You can only wing this up to a certain point. Dork.

Love you lots,
Me.

[Aggie_Ama]

Dear Sheesh,

Thanks for being a part of my life and bringing your insanity to my sometimes uptight world. Blushing, laughing, crying because I laughed so hard. You were a great friend to Mom and then to me, we will miss you loads. Shine on and be free of illness and pain.

Love ya!
Ama

[GraysonKelly]

Dear Fraggle,

First of all, we call you that because you look like that red headed puppet from Fraggle Rock. Secondly, you need to leave me alone. I am sick and tired of your rude, crude and socially unacceptable behavior. I understand that you think that you are the answer to every male fantasy but I assure you that even if that were true here on Earth, you're "allure" does not work on me. And while we're on that subject, you need to stop telling people that I should be a guy so that I will fall in love with you and marry you. Refer to the previous statement and add that I'm not having a sex change operation. I'm a girl and I like it that way. And I'm permanently partnered to someone who hates you because of how you talk to me.
You have insulted me, harrassed me, embarrassed me, and even dislocated my thumb you red headed harpy from hell and while I don't understand why you still have a job I'm telling you to knock it off!!!
And since I'm on a roll I mention something else...I am a clinical assistant. You, regrettably, are an RN and therefore outrank me but that does not give you the right to ignore your patients. I routinely have 25 other patients and 4 other RN's that I have to answer to so you need to get off your *** and care for your patients. If I can't take them to the bathroom when they call because I'm busy then you have to do it. If they need cleaned up, it is your job to do that just as much as it's mine if I can't get there. I understand that you can do my job but I can't do yours, but that's not my problem. If you can find another RN out there to lick your a## and follow you around doing the "aide" work as well as help you do your "RN" work then have it. But until you find some nurse willing enough to sacrifice her self respect and dignity to be your lap dog I suggest you get with the program and take care of your patients.
One more thing, the next time you come up to me and tell me that any child that my partner and I have will not "really" be mine and therefore "invalidating" me as a parent and saying that my 10 year relationship is not considered valid because we're not a legally recognized couple I'm going to return the dislocated joint thing but i'm not stopping at your thumb.
Gray
(I'm sorry TE for the angry nature of this post, but I do feel better for having "gotten it out")

[Tuckervill]

OMG, Gray. You need to contact the HR department about that harassment.

Karen

[sundial]

Gray, sending you hugs.

[chicago]

dear you... making $90K who does nothing and who is in the cafeteria now eating breakfast. i hope you are enjoying getting away with this. i really don't know how you do... how you sit in your cube in front of me and read the paper all day and make $90K while others are our team are working our butts off. i hear the new boss has her eye on you... but you have been doing this for years, somehow i think you will continue to get away with it.

i guess that's why you are cocky... because you get away with so much.

i need to let it go... but it bothers me that i have a plate full of work and you continue to do nothing and make more than me. if you ever got fired, i will not shed one tear... because you are a person who does not deserve this job

[sundial]

Dear Congressional Leader,

Do what's right, not what's popular.

[SadieKate]

Dear sundial,

I hope you are not holding your breath.