bare biker butts

[spazzdog]

Too, too funny!

Kind of reminiscent of the 80's and the teeny tiny running shorts that were the vogue for fellas.

My best friend decided he'd start running with me. It's summer, it's Houston TX, it's very hot. We go to the park, he throws his shirt in the car and is wearing those little onionskin splits. He was very athletic looking... long and lean. Looked like a runner, but never exercised a day in his life.

His, uhm, endowment (read "hugemongus") was tucked somehow into his shorts. We're running along and I notice people coming the other direction keep double taking on Rick and getting either wide-eyed or blushing mightily.
After a couple of miles I finally follow their eye path and... my buddie's best pal has re-adjusted itself and a good 3" are peeking over the waistband, shoutin out a big hello to passers-by.

I started cracking up but managed a "The horse is leaving the barn"... he looked down, shreaked, slam-dunked into his shorts and we finished the last mile or so with Rick the color of an apple and his right hand pasted to his waistband.

I was laughing so hard I couldn't see straight.

spazz

[Pax]

Spazz, that was snort beer out my nose funny!! I can just picture those itty bitty shorts failing to do a proper job.

[latelatebloomer]

Now comes the part where I stand on a chair in front of the bathroom mirror, bending over with a flashlight trained on my behind!

Doesn't "Our Bodies, Our Selves" have a chapter on this?

[spazzdog]

Queen; to be perfectly frank (no pun intended) there was no running short on the market that could've "done the job".

Latelatebloomer; I remember that chapter The book was the "required" text at the first womens studies course offered at Univ of N. Mex. in Albuquerque... and yes, I was in that class (ah, the 70's).