Here's another crazy cyclist for you:

It was 9pm, quite dark outside. A guy is biking down the street, no headlight, no taillight, dark clothes, no hands, talking on his cell phone... My boyfriend and I were gaping at this guy's obliviousness to the world as he passed by, and just when we thought we'd seen all manner of oddities on bicycles around here, we noticed what was sticking way out of his run-of-the-mill Timbuk2 messenger bag:
a CHIHUAHUA.

I hate to think what would have happened to the poor dog if s/he had jumped/fallen out of the bag, cuz this guy probably wouldn't have noticed.