My short hair already made me look like I have an extra chromosome or two. And now helmet hair on top of that. It just ain't fair.

Two weeks ago I walked into a new salon with my helmet on and begged them for help.

I love it when they assure you that if you use enough "product" everything will be fine. Yeah, right. Until the product melts on a hot ride and starts to run down your nose.

I think the only solution is to avoid looking in mirrors.