Meeee-yow! How much for that kitten in the window? The one with the sexy pink paint!

Ugh, I saw a pink/black Diva on the Tour de Cure and I totally swooned when the gal walked by with it. The owner sneered at me like I wasn't worthy of looking at her bike. I know stealing bikes is wrong, but she deserved to be pummeled and have her bike jacked by someone who would love it. Namely, me. Bike geeks are a lustful sort and you have to know going into it that buying that bike that it will get looks. Can't handle it, buy something at Wal-Mart.

Okay, sorry to jack your thread but you got my heart rate up with that gorgeous thing.