Thieves $uck, Part Dieux

[Trek420]

I kind of like the electric shock idea ...

I vote for booby trapped saddles like banks do to the bag o' dough thieves get. Should be easy for DebW to design a device where the saddle explodes in a cloud of red dye if your seat is more than 20' away from your bike.

As the thief rides away on his bike POOF.

or ... how hard would it be to put GPS in a saddle?