I had an exciting self-created flat some weeks ago. It was because I didn't shove the pump all the way onto the valve--so make sure you push it FIRMLY PAST the point where it lets air out, and it will then lock on and let you pump air IN.
"My predominant feeling is one of gratitude. I have loved and been loved;I have been given much and I have given something in return...Above all, I have been a sentient being, a thinking animal, on this beautiful planet, and that in itself has been an enormous privilege and an adventure." O. Sacks