It's so hard to keep quiet here at work some days! I was just about to say "an apron...that's all...an apron. That way, if he's too tired but hungry, you got it covered. If he's hungry for something else, you get to show off all your hard work and you're ready to go" Then I got to the church thing and went "oop".

I sometimes think guys don't appreciate dresses/skirts as much we do, unless we are talking about easy access. I say, go with the shorts, change into the apron as soon as you get home....