When I was little, a boy dog knocked me down and did that naughty thing boy dogs will do on my legs. Having just recently been told the fact of life, I thought I was going to have puppies soon.
shortly after the above mentioned incident, having had the facts of life clarified a bit further by a book at the book store, I proudly shared my new found knowledge to the crowd gathered at the zoo to watch a pair of chimpanzees mating: "The one on top is the boy", I said. I wondered why my mother quickly slid the sunglasses off the top of her head, hiding her eyes, and melted away into the crowd.




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