Pathetically mis-heard song lyrics, anyone?
A funny tangent to this topic is mis-heard song lyrics.
Anyone familiar with www.kissthisguy.com ? If you're in need of a good laugh you're sure to find a few there! 
I was a grown, married, woman (early 80s) when I finally realized (or, more precisely, someone *told* me) that Elvis Presley wasn't singing: "Return December." 
No, my family will NEVER let me live that down.
Jane
Every human being must be viewed according to what it is good for; for none
of us, no not one, is perfect; and were we to love none who had
imperfections, this world would be a desert for our love.
--- Thomas Jefferson