A funny tangent to this topic is mis-heard song lyrics.

Anyone familiar with www.kissthisguy.com ? If you're in need of a good laugh you're sure to find a few there!

I was a grown, married, woman (early 80s) when I finally realized (or, more precisely, someone *told* me) that Elvis Presley wasn't singing: "Return December."

No, my family will NEVER let me live that down.