Another thread about cluelessness

[Possegal]

my aunt was very proud of a plant she had in her yard, one she thought my cousin had planted. my sister and i looked at each other and cracked up. it was a marijuana plant. but my aunt was right, it was growing like mad!

[JaneE]

A funny tangent to this topic is mis-heard song lyrics.

Anyone familiar with www.kissthisguy.com ? If you're in need of a good laugh you're sure to find a few there!

I was a grown, married, woman (early 80s) when I finally realized (or, more precisely, someone *told* me) that Elvis Presley wasn't singing: "Return December."

No, my family will NEVER let me live that down.

[Crankin]

Mimi, my mother in law told my husband the same thing about getting pregnant by "sleeping" together. He said for years he thought something happened automatically in your sleep, like maybe magic pajamas?
Me, on the other hand, seemed to know all the facts by the time I was 7. I rarely was clueless in school/social situations, but when I was on my first teaching job, I had a crush on the school psychologist; that is until someone told me he was gay. I wasn't unaware of this stuff in 1977, but it just didn't occur to me.