Cop-speak, particularly made-up words like "complaintant," but including all the three-syllable pig-legalese.
ETA: for any cops here, the pun was originally unintentional and I don't think ALL cops are pigs, it was just meant as a play on "pig-Latin," but I'm leaving it in because it's apropos. Cop-speak isn't even real legal language, just something they use that sounds like it to them.



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