A whole new threat! (for me)
A couple evenings ago, I'm riding along on a country road and I spy 2 people doing this funny 2-steps forward, 3 steps back kind of thing back & forth across the road. As I get closer, I realize they're paying NO attention to traffic of any kind. Their movements are erratic, so it's not safe to pass in front or behind them. I give the S.P. YO and yell "Heads up!" - they both look at me with this expression. Then I see the aerosole can... "You spraying poison?" I cry out, imagining sucking it into my pretty pink lungs...
"No, bees."
I ride as fast as I can behind them and then away, leaving them, a hundred angry yellowjackets, and the theme from Deliverance playing in my wake.
No place is REALLY safe, I guess.



. Then I see the aerosole can... "You spraying poison?" I cry out, imagining sucking it into my pretty pink lungs...
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