Think of how much money they save by providing only one John . . . . . .
Frends know gud humors when dey is hear it. ~ Da Crockydiles of ZZE.
Wow, this really set off a firestorm...
I thought of another one that makes me want to scream: disrespect used as a VERB. It's an adverb, damn it. "He treated me with disrespect" or "He treated me disrespectfully" NOT "He disrespected me". AAaaaaarrggh!