runny nose

[dachshund]

I have to admit I'm pretty good at it. People want to 'shoot' behind them. The secret is to shoot straight down and to the side just enough to miss your leg.

This will come up again in late October or November. I'm psychic. I know this.

Excellent tip!
I have to say that being able to shoot snot and spit effectively has been, well, a lifelong dream.