New Olympic event idea - The Commute

**indigoiis** · 07-17-2008, 05:22 AM

"Jim, back when I was commuting (female announcer coughs and adjusts her mike) back when I was commuting, we weren't using those bike paths. But look how smoothly this contender moves along over the river and under the overpasses. She's going to steal a good five minute lead avoiding the lights. Oh! Watch out for the bum collecting cans! Excellent swerve. She might even have time to stop for a cup of coffee at the dunkin donuts at the end of the path."