Dear So and So

[carpaltunnel]

Dear New Department Head,
Well, let's see, so far we know you pop off if you're stressed, kill the messinger, don't say what you mean and don't mean what you say. You promise something and that's the last we ever hear of it, and you're the last to arrive at work and the first to leave. From your work history you've been two years here, two years there, going back and back and back in time. So we guess we're all ready about 35% of the way through your tenure here, and we can just about hold our breaths until whatever moves you, moves you on to the next set of victims. Bon voyage, pal, and the sooner the better.

Oh, P.S. We've notice that you have the same two backstabbers whispering in your ear as your predecessor. Look what it got him to listen to them.