I have this fantasy about an xtracycle. SGTiger has promised me one when I get back from Iraq. My boss discourages me from riding to work because, as he says, "You never know when you'll need to go pick up a pump or something."

I want to go to our pump supplier, pick up a pump and strap it to the Xtracycle, along with as much other crap as I can put on there. Then I want him to feast his eyes on it.