Quote Originally Posted by OakLeaf View Post
Oh BiaK I'm sure you're delectable too with mud all over you.

I hope SG doesn't mind my saying it
She's pretty flexible about that. Granted, she is very visual and hopelessly biased. Last drill I came home covered with dust (thanks to 25+ mph winds and dust at Yakima) and reeked of sweat, dirt and cordite. She didn't care.


Tom must have been attacked by the rare northern European primate Flahute fanaticus. Found in northeast France and central to southern Belgium, it only comes out in the early spring. Normally sedate due to massive quantities of strong Belgian-style ales, it becomes easily excited by passing bicycle races. Loud screaming and feces-throwing behavior have been noted.