My feet are highly funky too. I wear these for running and cycling:
http://www.roadrunnersports.com/rrs/products/DLU220/
I have blister issues when I run so they are good that way. I've never had problems with bunching when I use them for cycling. There are many different colors and styles too though I mostly have black. I do have a cute pair that is purple
If it's cold out, you might want to try smartwool socks. They are pretty form fitting too.
I can't wear the traditional "cycling socks".
Even though some tri people might disagree, I think you're better off wearing socks. And your feet aren't bad! Trust me on this.