Quote Originally Posted by redrhodie View Post
I'm not saying he didn't dope, but I'm saying, put him on a steel frame with down-tube shifters and toeclips, and he would be looking at Eddy's back like the rest of them did.
Seeeee! This is why I upgraded from down tube shifters! I could never be the next Lance with those! Wait, are you dissing my beloved steel? The steel I love so much I plan to sleep with it at night?

Quote Originally Posted by redrhodie View Post
Maybe bowling is safe, but I wouldn't bet on it .
OMG have you seen The Big Lebowski? Those dudes are downing White Russians left and right! And I know it's true because a movie says so!

Here's a lovely, potty-mouthed rant about the current state of affairs: http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2008/07/06/la-verde/

I understand about half of it, but love a good rant.