Well, you may have the ER frequency down, but I think my mom has you beat for damage done. She's cut her fingers off and nearly off on the table saw, twice. The first time I was living with her and her GF started screaming at me to come downstairs. It was before she built the shop and was working in the garage. Bloody ickiness from the garage to the kitchen. Hello, there's a bathroom just inside the hall.

Second time she didn't even realize she did it until she brought her hand back and saw the blood. She walked in the house, took some pain killers, iced and wrapped it and then - DROVE HERSELF like it was no big deal to the ER. Everyone was baffled that she was so calm about it. She just laughed and said she had experience.