No, the best part today was in the Daily Camera. They have a little section where they put a choice quote from readers. This was todays:
That's how it starts. First someone is running over bears. Next thing you know, they're starting cats on fire. This man must be stopped.
Luckily the bear was not hurt. As you can see from the picture, he shook off the impact and was quite gracious about the whole thing.
"True, but if you throw your panties into the middle of the peloton, someone's likely to get hurt."