OK this will freak you out but I triple dog dare you to try this... you're gonna have to trust me... I worked for a brewery for a while...

Get a glass of Chocolate stout or a sweet oatmeal stout and drop in a scoop of French Vanilla Ice Cream... we called it a "Stoutmeal Float" and served it as a desert!!! Guys would come in and we'd recommend it and they'd say NO WAY... so we'd tell them if they hated it we'd get 'em any other desert on the menu for free... only had to replace one desert in a year!!!