Dear So and So

[imdeanna]

ohhhh, it's gonna hurt all over again when I see it, won't it? (it landed over my shoulder at the crash scene and I was put in a cervical collar and on backboard, so I could only glimpse it and hear the police officer describe how it looked - bad - to me; in other words, I haven't seen it since I was last on it!)

Oh boy....I'm afraid it will hurt all over again to actually SEE it....

Not to scare you...(but more to prepare you).... after my accident (Semi truck ran a stop sign and t-boned me totalling my SUV) when I saw my explorer for the first time ....I got instant flash backs of all the sites...smells....& sounds of the accident.....then it is realization that you HAD this item TAKEN from you....(seriously like loosing a loved one)....it's hard to explain... but make sure someone is with you.

[crazybikinchic]

Dear Photon Gods,

Please give me more confidence in taking x-rays.

Respectfully yours,

Rad Tech Student

[makbike]

Dear Fellow Riders,

Please pay attention to the wind direction before you launch your snot rocket!

[crazycanuck]

Dear post office near my house,

WHY can you not redirect my package to my workplace? I'm a customer and have a daytime job plus things to do on Saturday. It's not my fault Western Australia opening hours are backwards!!

Unhappy customer..a bit happier now that i know the shop is open until 4pm on sat!!!

Next time i'll have all my international packages directed to my work address!
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Dear large multinational oil & gas firms

Please ensure you have a recovery plan in place! I hope someone at the beeeeg multinational firm that's caused Western Australia's natural gas crisis will be hung on the line.

EEEDIOTS!! DUH!!!

You have a ton of explaining to do to all the folks that are under the threat of layoffs becuase of de beeeeg company's error. Hotels, manufacturing, dairy, etc etc..

[crazybikinchic]

My gracious Photon Gods,

Thank you for allowing me to comp on 2 things today. That really does help with the confidence level.

Thankfully yours,

Pumped up Rad Tech Student.

[deedolce]

Dear Love Gods,

What's with the temptation?? I can't get a date with a nice guy for YEARS, and finally start something with a good man, and NOW you fulfill my wish to date one of those tall, handsome racer who always pass me on the road, who wants to take me out?? The pluses are he's local, he's closer in age to me, we're both teachers, I find him very much my taste. But other than that, and the fact that my girlfriend tells me he's a nice guy, I don't know anything else.

My new guy, I know is a good man. But he's also 1200 miles away, can't find a job in his field, and although I'm attracted to his intelligence and communication skills, don't find him particularly handsome. But he adores me.

Pffffftt!

[lph]

ooooh, deedolce, a plethora of blessings, ay? Sounds intriguing.

Dear Powers that Be:

Thanks!

That's all

[peachgirl]

Dear Love Gods,

What's with the temptation?? I can't get a date with a nice guy for YEARS, and finally start something with a good man, and NOW you fulfill my wish to date one of those tall, handsome racer who always pass me on the road, who wants to take me out?? The pluses are he's local, he's closer in age to me, we're both teachers, I find him very much my taste. But other than that, and the fact that my girlfriend tells me he's a nice guy, I don't know anything else.

My new guy, I know is a good man. But he's also 1200 miles away, can't find a job in his field, and although I'm attracted to his intelligence and communication skills, don't find him particularly handsome. But he adores me.

Pffffftt!

Dear Love Gods,

Please tell deedolce that as soon as someone adores you, all others find you attractive. Oh, and tell her a bird in the hand is worth two in the 1200 mile away bush... Doesn't sound like one date could hurt...