Well that does sound eerily similar. Thank you so much for that link. I had not heard of SIPE. Very interesting.
And I've officially forgiven you... the only thing I would have done differently is introduce myself to the other swimmers and see if someone would be my buddy. The circumstances that you described were much safer than what I imagined.
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