Dear So and So

[divingbiker]

Dear cable/phone company--

Is it really too much to ask that you answer the phone without making me spend an hour and 47 minutes on hold? And then, when you finally do answer, to schedule an appointment in a narrower window than "all day Thursday"? Especially since I have to be home or I'll be charged $50, even though there's no work to be done inside the house? And then, to not cut me off after two hours and 11 minutes, so now I don't even know if I have any appointment at all?

Really, all I want is for the cable to be attached to the house once the house repairs are done. I really don't think it's a good idea to leave the cable attached by a string while I'm gone for 10 days.

If only your competitors were any better at customer service, I'd be gone...

your annoyed cable/phone/internet customer

[lph]

Dear yeah, You know who You are:

Stop it. Please. I get the point, already

on second thoughts...

Dear Green-eyed Jealousy Monster:

Go away. I hate you. You're making me miserable. Go sit on somebody else's shoulder. Or go disintegrate somewhere. And take that d@mn Self-pity Cloud with you.

What I wouldn't give for a mood profile that didn't whip up and down like an insane bat, sigh... now where did I leave that 86% cocoa dark chocolate.

[alpinerabbit]

Dear UEFA.

Please take your Billion Dollar mafioso scheme elsewhere. In fact, please go away, die quietly and never ever put up a soccer tournament again.

It's environmentally disastrous and a rip-off scheme designed solely to benefit the lucky few who are in your "family".

I am particularly thinking of the sweat shop employees who make the overpriced team jerseys that are being bought by well-meaning (or overstressed) parents for their whining offspring. I'm also thinking of the stoooooopid car window flags that fall off and lie in the gutter, but are not biodegradable. Speaking of whifch, the stoooooopid idiots who buy into the scheme but have to travel to the games by car. Or the people who actually pay money to watch tv in public in a novel invention called „public viewing arena”.Of course they mostly travel by car as well.

Thank you.

[crazycanuck]

Dear Alipinerabbit..

At least you don't have to put up with the English football hooligans!! seeing that they didn't make it in!!!

[mountainchick]

Dear Chainlove,

Can you put up some women's gear that actually is worth buying? Some jerseys would be nice, thanks.

mountainchick

[bmccasland]

Dear Project Manager -
When the meeting is on thursday the 19th, why did you tell everyone that it's monday the 16th? Why was I not on the original email chain setting the dang thing up in the first place? On environmental restoration projects, it is usually a good idea to keep your biologists in the loop. Often those environmental benefits you count on can't actually be achieved, and I would have told you that early in the process, IF YOU KEPT ME IN THE LOOP!!!

[Aggie_Ama]

Dear Family,

I seriously question your motives with that little stunt yesterday. There is no way I will ever believe you have anyone's best interests at heart and you definitely have no right to treat my father that way. He was adopted 50 years ago, stop treating him like he is an outsider you shallow fools.