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What's the name of the rock structure with the four presidents on it?
Six Grandfathers.

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Why is one state called New Mexico?
Because New Hampshire and New York were already taken.

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Why haven't they changed the colour of your money?
Because then they'd have to change hundreds of American colloquialisms based on "green," and also the title of that classic Paul Newman film.

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I'll leave you kids & venture off to bed.
Sweet dreams.