Quote Originally Posted by KnottedYet View Post
lack of commas and incorrect capitalization of the word "I"

Thanks CC, that was a funny joke! Made my evening (just spent some looooong minutes talking to the phone company, so your joke really cheered me up!)
Gimme a hint, what other grammar and spelling boo-boos did you put in there?

Edit to add: oooh! I found another one! No apostrophe in the contraction " 'tis" (short for "it is") Cool! Don't give me any hints after all, this is more fun!

Edit again to add: Oh, oh, and no apostrophe for " 'round" (short for "around"). this is awesome! Thanks, I needed this!

Edit again again to add: are the ampersands considered a grammar no-no?

Edit again again again to add: no infinitive with "check". ("to spell and to check grammar") That one was subtle, good one!
Leafs instead of leaves (unless you are planning on becoming a pro hockey player, in which case Maple Leafs should be capitalized to indicate a proper noun).

I’m also not sure about the use of plus in “plus a spelling witch,” as plus indicates an asset or a sum. Existentially, I suppose you are the sum of both things, but I’m not sure that was the intention.

There is a missing comma between “please please” and also before please in “check grammar please.”

Okay, I think that’s all I can find. And I absolutely have to agree with the PPs that there are some smart ladies on here! I was just commenting to DH yesterday about what a smart group cyclists must be because of the great posts on this board!

Also, I wholeheartedly agree with you, OakLeaf!