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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    The Dalles, OREGON
    Posts
    205
    Quote Originally Posted by salsabike View Post
    .

    There's a long list of "how you know you're a Washingtonian"
    "You can point to three volcanos even though you can't see any of them through the cloud cover." Too true!
    Here's some "How to know your an Oregonian" (although it fits us both!!) (notice how 98% of them are about the weather!!)


    If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Oregon.



    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
    the wrong number, you live in Oregon.



    If you measure distance in hours, you live in Oregon.



    If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live
    in Oregon.



    If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same
    day, you live in Oregon.



    If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both
    unlocked, you live in Oregon.



    If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
    without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Oregon.



    If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
    live in Oregon.



    If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80, and
    everyone is still passing you, you live in Oregon.



    If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
    snow, you live in Oregon.




    If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
    construction, you live in Oregon.




    If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in Oregon.
    DeAnna

    Never take life seriously.
    Nobody gets out alive anyway

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Seattle
    Posts
    8,548
    no, ours is different
    You know you're from Washington

    # You sometimes go to Oregon to return your aluminum cans
    # You go to Oregon to do major shopping as often as possible
    # You sometimes fear the IRS will catch up to your tax-dodging ways.
    # You've been to the original Starbucks.
    # You remember when Starbucks actually made good coffee
    # You know why everyone calls it "Spocompton", and in fact, you call it that too.
    # Canada is a prime vacation spot.
    # You have basically no accent.
    # The mix of punk rock, indie rock, hicks, rednecks, liberals, and politicos in your state capital confounds you.
    # Being able to visit forests, petrified forests, the desert, two different mountain ranges, rivers, volcanoes, and the coast all within your own state does not strike you as odd.
    # You don't call it "the beach", you call it the "coast".
    # You think someone carrying an umbrella is either odd or must be from California.
    # At least one person you know has been hurt by the dot-com downfall.
    # You know who Tim Eyman is.
    # You hate/love Tim Eyman.
    # Real Christmas trees are the norm in your household, and you go to a local tree farm or to the forest to cut yours down.
    # You can pronounce Puyallup(3 syllables) and Sequim(1 syllable)
    # You know where The Couve is.
    # You know there is a Vancouver other than the one in British Columbia.
    # You understand why this joke is funny -

    DIY Washington Weather Report: If you can see Mount Ranier, it's going to rain. If you can't see Mount Rainier, it already is raining.

    # You understand that the above joke is true.
    # You go to Oregon for all your assisted suicide needs.
    # You can stay home for all your medical marijuana needs.
    * You've heard of The Farming Game.
    * You know what Cascadia is, and what side of the fence you'd choose.
    * You've had salmon prepared just about any way you can imagine and some you never wanted to.
    * You can't think of a local supermarket whose deli doesn't serve sushi.
    * You go on vacation to California and someone asks you to bring them a giant bottle of liquor from Costco. Or Safeway!*
    * At Christmas, you don't fend off fruitcake - you fend off basement microbrews.
    * You remember when espresso carts were actual carts and there were more of them than Starbuck's.
    * You've ever explained to friends or relatives visiting from the other coast that, yes, there's only one state between here and there, but it will probably take more than two hours to drive to California.
    * You've driven in snow and consider yourself pretty competent. After all, you do it almost once a year. Going 2 miles an hour.
    * You've given serious consideration to whether your state's anthem should be changed to Louie Louie.
    * You've never been to a school whose computers weren't supplied primarily by Microsoft.
    * The only suntans you've ever had, you got on vacation or indoors.
    * You've felt lucky that, for the last several years, the most embarassing thing about your state's politics was your governor's haircut.
    * You're originally from California.**
    Mimi Team TE BIANCHISTA
    for six tanks of gas you could have bought a bike.

 

 

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