Dear Eyes,

What's up with the irritation crap? I know you were really mad at me yesterday for using an off brand of contact soaking solution. I'm sorry. But I did buy you some lovely comforting eye wash, eye drops, and a fresh bottle of the right soaking solution yesterday, and you seemed to have forgiven me. So why are you acting irritated again?? I really wanted to ride my bike this afternoon, despite the wind, but if you keep it up, I'll have to go home.

We see better with contacts than with glasses, so would you please accept the presense of the custom made little plastic discs in your presence? Please?