When I was a University student, we successfully voted in Elsie Jersey as homecoming queen. Those lovely brown eyes had us mesmerized.

Of course some spoil sports figured it out, and named the second runner up as Queen. Elsie went back to her pasture. Rumor had it that Homecoming Queen was NOT amused that she came in second to a cow. No where on the form did it say that the candidate had to be human.