We're Alcoholics on Bikes, Apparently

[SlowButSteady]

Seems like I've heard a song or poem about adults who ride mopeds and the consensus is that adults out riding mopeds are doing so because they've lost their drivers license.

My DH and I saw a guy out riding a moped once and we were laughing so hard we nearly wrecked. The guy was wearing a tee shirt that said "Please Do Not Arrest This Man."

With gas prices so high, I've contemplated a moped but then everyone in town would think that I've lost my license.

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

This is just silly.
There are PLENTY of adults on bikes who wear regular clothes and no helmets who are not "DUI".
Plenty of people riding mopeds and scooters...and not DUI.
Plenty of people who can't afford cars and have low paying jobs who ride ill fitting bikes to work and shopping who are....not DUI.
To equate people on bikes who don't wear spandex with alcoholics is just a totally over-the-top crazy generalization.

My mother calls him Odie, the name of some famous drunk on a bicycle.

Meg, I think your mother is mixing up two names from the Andy Griffith Mayberry show: Opie, Andy Taylor's kid....and Otis, the town drunk who was always getting thrown in the drunk tank to sober up.