I dont own any low rise jeans. I have perfect hips (for holding up pants), why would i want jeans that didn't take advantage of that?

I rarely buy stuff off the racks anyway; so I am not quite at the mercy of the misogynists who design women's clothing.

heck I wore my ibex capris yesterday all day, except for the lack of pockets they were ten times more comfy than jeans.

hmm, those gusseted jeans are calling my name.