In reality, I'm a bum

[Geonz]

Now, how many self-proclaiming bums are proclaiming their untidiness... but it's compared to neatness?

I have just moved back into my house and it occurred to me that right now ... it's clean enough to have other people come in!! (Well, except that the first thing I did was bring three bikes into the living room BECAUSE I COULD.)

[Possegal]

I need a husband just so there is someone here all the time that will keep me from being the slob I am! I'm fine if others are living here, but if left to my own company, I'm a slob!! If I can ever get it cleaned enough to feel OK with bringing in a house cleaner, that's what I am aiming to do. And I hate to cook for just one, no one to tell me how wonderful I am. ha ha ha