In reality, I'm a bum

[dachshund]

Uh... I'm the neat freak in the family, my partner's a mild slob. So when she's away I tidy up. Sick, I know. Cleaning the house makes me feel good. And no, I'm not coming over to your house!

Foodwise, anything that goes with a red sauce & garlic. I like a little pasta with my red sauce. I'm always so disappointed when they smear on a little sauce and think they're done. Nuh uh! Swimming in it, please.

[Flybye]

Popcorn makes a perfectly suitable dinner.

[Bron]

What is cleaning? I think I may have done this once, a very long time ago.

[alpinerabbit]

So, 3.5 rooms straightened, trash out, recycle paper out, dishwasher half full&smelly (too much detail, you did not want to know that) - I'm having myself a beer.

Let him come home Saturday. I'm ready.

yeah cleaning, I've outsourced that. but this monday was a holiday so she did not come.

[carpaltunnel]

I like a little pasta with my red sauce. I'm always so disappointed when they smear on a little sauce and think they're done. Nuh uh! Swimming in it, please.

Same here!

[Geonz]

Now, how many self-proclaiming bums are proclaiming their untidiness... but it's compared to neatness?

I have just moved back into my house and it occurred to me that right now ... it's clean enough to have other people come in!! (Well, except that the first thing I did was bring three bikes into the living room BECAUSE I COULD.)

[Possegal]

I need a husband just so there is someone here all the time that will keep me from being the slob I am! I'm fine if others are living here, but if left to my own company, I'm a slob!! If I can ever get it cleaned enough to feel OK with bringing in a house cleaner, that's what I am aiming to do. And I hate to cook for just one, no one to tell me how wonderful I am. ha ha ha